
Yep...that's right..my AARP card showed up!
Ok, it's about a decade or so too early (as I can start using it at 50), but it was nice of them to be proactive about it.
I decided to celebrate by listening to the Andrews Sisters, chewing some Blackjack gum, slathering pomade on my hair and getting dressed to the nines to go out and paint the town red.
Ain't I the cat's meow?
Any dames out there with great gams who want to crimson coat the town with me? If you want to be in cahoots, ameche me and we'll grab a malted and jitterbug!