Flipping the switch...

A few weeks ago, a Christian friend told me that I wouldn't get into heaven unless I accepted god (notice the lower case letters) into my heart...

I argued by stating that I was a just, moral and right person and that alone should get me a pass.

Guess not according to "Christians"...see...if you don't believe in "their" god, well...you stand no chance...apparently a serial killer who slaughters eight families on the block would get in before me (assuming he/she accepted god into their heart)...

Also...people have reminded me about the power of "positive thinking" (and I explored that in a prior post)...ok...well, that doesn't work either...at least when it comes to something you really want...

See...I wanted to win money this weekend to be able to take a sabbatical from my job so I could focus on what really wanted to do...I was SURE that I had chosen wisely...

I suppose "god" wanted me to gain a little more character since the last 17 years of suffering WASN'T ENOUGH!!!

Because here I trudge into work again on a Monday morning to languish away until Friday comes...

So tonight...I decided to turn to the Dark Side...really, it was when I was walking the dog and it started raining out of the blue...lol...that's all it took!

Hey...if I'm not getting into heaven, might as well "laugh with the sinners" instead of cry with the saints (thank you Billy Joel)

So I posited a personal observation to my Christian friend..."FUCK GOD"

I told another to fuck off since she apparently couldn't take a joke...and then I saw a moron turning on red when my light was green onto the street I was driving on...what did I do? I gunned it and rode their ass...

Apparently, the Dark Side wants me to teach people lessons in civility...lol.

So join me, why don't you...on my fateful trip to the blackest part of the human soul...

There are free cookies!

P.S. Bring your own beverage of choice;)