Yep...that's right..my AARP card showed up!
Ok, it's about a decade or so too early (as I can start using it at 50), but it was nice of them to be proactive about it.
I decided to celebrate by listening to the Andrews Sisters, chewing some Blackjack gum, slathering pomade on my hair and getting dressed to the nines to go out and paint the town red.
Ain't I the cat's meow?
Any dames out there with great gams who want to crimson coat the town with me? If you want to be in cahoots, ameche me and we'll grab a malted and jitterbug!
9 comments:
It'd be a lot cooler if some Social Security money accompanied that there fine looking card.
Brian,
Oh that would be nice. However, it's difficult to squeeze any money out of the government (no matter how legitimate your claim is) unless you're already wealthy and completely screwed the world economy over!
But that's just one guy's observation...lol
Better buy that rocking chair and lap blanket now, it seems you're older than you thought....but then the memory is the first thing to go
*points at viv*
That's where the great gams are ... I've seen the picture!
Now ... can we get a picture of your hair all slathered with goop?
~K~
Karen,
I just might do that...what was I writing again?
Anyway, thank you kind stranger...
*Wanders off*
K,
Perhaps someday...lol. I'll have to snap a photo of Mr. Pomade Head in the future! ;)
stranger???STRANNNGER!!! Ummm who are you again?
I'm not sure I even want to know about Mr. Pomadehead *shudders*
Karen,
You said my memory was going...
;)
Blackjack gum is the shit!
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